Stuff Hipsters Hate

Feb 09
Giving You Legit Love Advice
It’s all hopeless children, but I gave it a shot. Happy Venereal Disease — I mean, Valentine’s Day, on CNN.
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Giving You Legit Love Advice

It’s all hopeless children, but I gave it a shot. Happy Venereal Disease — I mean, Valentine’s Day, on CNN.

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Jan 26
Not LOLCats
But when you act like Rage Guy it kind of sucks. That’s CNN this week, kittens.
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Not LOLCats

But when you act like Rage Guy it kind of sucks. That’s CNN this week, kittens.

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Jan 19
When You Do Not Read Their Blog
Also: When you do read their blog (creeper).
Navigating the conundrum — that’s CNN this week, attention-starved animals.
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When You Do Not Read Their Blog

Also: When you do read their blog (creeper).

Navigating the conundrum — that’s CNN this week, attention-starved animals.

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Jan 12
When No One’s Talking About Them
You’re so vain, you probably think this blog is about you. Well, it’s not, but CNN this week is, vanity-drenched vagrants. 
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When No One’s Talking About Them

You’re so vain, you probably think this blog is about you. Well, it’s not, but CNN this week is, vanity-drenched vagrants. 

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Jan 05
Bad Internet Manners
All the shit yer doing wrong in a helpful checklist format. That’s CNN this week, luddites.

Bad Internet Manners

All the shit yer doing wrong in a helpful checklist format. That’s CNN this week, luddites.

Dec 22
Work E-Mail
If hipsters actually had that. Anyway, don’t send it over the holidays. That’s CNN today. 
This cubicle makes my soul weep.
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Work E-Mail

If hipsters actually had that. Anyway, don’t send it over the holidays. That’s CNN today. 

This cubicle makes my soul weep.

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Dec 15
Keeping Promises
"Oh, you’re looking to discover some new bands? Yeah, I’ll burn you some shit."
Remedies to keep your skinnies from bursting into flames with every vow you utter. That’s CNN this week, you pathetic Pinocchios.
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Keeping Promises

"Oh, you’re looking to discover some new bands? Yeah, I’ll burn you some shit."

Remedies to keep your skinnies from bursting into flames with every vow you utter. That’s CNN this week, you pathetic Pinocchios.

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Dec 08
The Death of the English Language at the Hands of the Emoticon
Stop. Fucking. Smiling. That’s CNN this week, babes.
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The Death of the English Language at the Hands of the Emoticon

Stop. Fucking. Smiling. That’s CNN this week, babes.

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Dec 01
When You Snoop on Their LiveJournals
Secrets, secrets are no fun. Secrets are for everyone! Except for you. That’s CNN this week, spying sycophants.
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When You Snoop on Their LiveJournals

Secrets, secrets are no fun. Secrets are for everyone! Except for you. That’s CNN this week, spying sycophants.

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Oct 13
Your Obnoxious, Incessant Gchats
Every time you type “yep” and hit enter, the window blinks until I click over to it, completely destroying my pictures-of-munchkin-cats binge. Die.
More unforgivable Gchat sins over on CNN.
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Your Obnoxious, Incessant Gchats

Every time you type “yep” and hit enter, the window blinks until I click over to it, completely destroying my pictures-of-munchkin-cats binge. Die.

More unforgivable Gchat sins over on CNN.

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