Apr 21
FLASHBACK
Athletic Clubs
True, hipsters do occasionally sport wristbands and vintage speedo-length Puma running shorts. But those outfits are for Bedford, not Crunch. Hipsters would never pay to surround themselves with sweating yuppies in expensive moisture-wicking sports bras. Instead, they maintain their svelte physiques with malnutrition and the occasional large hill on their favorite one-speed, Ol’ Yellow. Hipster bodies are slim but soft, and the intimation of pectoral muscles is wholly unacceptable.
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Good reassurance I’m...a hipster. Core Fusion Cardio tonight at 8pm, so pumped [bro]
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