Another Fucking Contest: Winner # 1
Welcome to Day #1 of we-have-S.A.D.-because-winter-is-starting-to-suck-so- fucking-hard-we-wish-an-icicle-would-just-impale-us-already-and-get-it-fucking-over-with. Last week we asked you all to submit your best posts in the style of this your favorite blog, and we shifted through the masses to find a few that lightened our frozen-solid hearts — just a little bit. Here’s our first winner. Everyone else may promptly feel bad about themselves.
Tools That Hold Up Their Cellphones Like Lighters at Concerts…
By Eliana Shapiro
Not that hipsters are particularly fond of the lighter wave (can’t be wasting that fluid when there’s American Spirits that need smoking. And exert physical effort? Eh.) but there’s something seriously heinous about these Nokia-wiedling promethean douchebags. Are you just so feeling the Nickelback vibe? Does Dave Matthews just get you? Put down the Samsung, you fucking bro, you’re at a shitty arena show…this “moment” you’re having should be mourned, not glowingly celebrated.
(Photo)
-
lexxdelirium reblogged this from stuffhipstershate
-
fallakin reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
do people smoke alcohol?
-
nerding365 liked this
-
policethatmustache reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
THISSSSS. I fucking hate it when people hold up cell phones. I’m sorry, it just Feels All Wrong
-
moneyhoescarsandclothes liked this
-
msnovember liked this
-
followsardoodledom liked this
-
iamtherealspartacusforreal reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
So true. Falls into same category as: holding up...Jay-Z triangle / Justice cross and...
-
mayomeriel liked this
-
sarahnowicki liked this
-
farmanimalsrock reblogged this from stuffhipstershate
-
nightgownsandcigarettes liked this
-
the-insect liked this
-
scrambledmeggs reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
THE REVEREND & JIMBO!!! Fuck, it’s been WAY too long since I’ve been
-
electrichoney liked this
-
issueproblems liked this
-
claudithoughts liked this
-
onlyloveisallmaroon reblogged this from stuffhipstershate
-
egotripsalot reblogged this from stuffhipstershate
-
theblueprint liked this
-
mobscenity liked this
-
stuffhipstershate posted this
