Stuff Hipsters Hate

Jan 13
Country Music Dude, I was at Lady Jay’s with Micaela the other night and this twee-ass country song came on and she got all nostalgic, did you remember she’s from Georgia? I know, me neither, no accent, but she got all fucking starry-eyed and started asking if I knew this song and that song by Kenny Chesney and Tim McGraw and Travis Tit or whoever the fuck and like, singing them by herself in the bar, right? And then last night we all had dinner at Sonja an’ Stumper’s place and she got drunk and insisted on like playing us all these fucking terrible music videos. Dude, have you ever watched a contemporary country-western music video? They’re like six-minute-long green-screen packed odes to ugly-ass Trixies with visibly hard nipples and assholes in bootcut jeans and long bleach-blond man-manes. I mean, bluegrass is kinda rad, but douchebags with weird facial hair wearing tight shirts and stupid headgear, strumming at the guitar and singing whiny and depressing songs about alcohol with put-on accents? Fuck. to the. no. Oh hey, you were gonna lend me that Wavves EP. Is it around? (Photo)

Country Music

Dude, I was at Lady Jay’s with Micaela the other night and this twee-ass country song came on and she got all nostalgic, did you remember she’s from Georgia? I know, me neither, no accent, but she got all fucking starry-eyed and started asking if I knew this song and that song by Kenny Chesney and Tim McGraw and Travis Tit or whoever the fuck and like, singing them by herself in the bar, right? And then last night we all had dinner at Sonja an’ Stumper’s place and she got drunk and insisted on like playing us all these fucking terrible music videos. Dude, have you ever watched a contemporary country-western music video? They’re like six-minute-long green-screen packed odes to ugly-ass Trixies with visibly hard nipples and assholes in bootcut jeans and long bleach-blond man-manes.

I mean, bluegrass is kinda rad, but douchebags with weird facial hair wearing tight shirts and stupid headgear, strumming at the guitar and singing whiny and depressing songs about alcohol with put-on accents? Fuck. to the. no.

Oh hey, you were gonna lend me that Wavves EP. Is it around?

(Photo)

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