New Year’s Resolutions
Listen up, children of questionable intelligence, January 1 — as well as the previous calendar date — is just a day. It is by no means akin to a magical eraser, wiping clean the chalkboard of the soul so as to sketch in this year’s specials.
Just because you drunkenly toast your pals at midnight (whilst drinking in the plasticine glory that is Ryan Seacrest on your hulking television set) and subsequently hook up with your best friend’s ex in a bar bathroom does not mean that you will suddenly gain the ability to, say, lose your burgeoning beer gut or get your tragic love life in ship-shape. No, you’ll likely just wake up, confused, sad, your cheek frozen painfully into the tangle of glitter and beer that has pooled on your front stoop.
That’s why I’m saying: Fuck New Year’s Resolutions. Tell me what you aim NOT to do this coming year. What promises will you let fester and molder like so many mouse carcasses entombed behind a mildewed wall?
I’ll post the best — or, you know, the most pathetic — on Friday.
(Photo)
-
pitnemolo liked this
-
willis-weik reblogged this from stuffhipstershate
-
dorcas-faldyn liked this
-
edgaregarcia liked this
-
millionairebound reblogged this from stuffhipstershate
-
catiamakittycat reblogged this from stuffhipstershate
-
popculturecooking liked this
-
seulementunefemme reblogged this from stuffhipstershate
-
modelsdoindeedeat liked this
-
cauliflowerr reblogged this from volgleven
-
thearinblog reblogged this from stuffhipstershate
-
volgleven reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
ouch… tough reality check. i suppose, i agree.
-
sherelleblogson reblogged this from stuffhipstershate
-
kandieparfum reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
screw new year resolutions, same old shit every year. i rather sleep at...wasted partying...
-
richnusss liked this
-
homotextual liked this
-
wisty liked this
-
miss-teenwordpower reblogged this from stuffhipstershate
-
cosmicheartbeat reblogged this from katyhasbones and added:
I hate New Year’s Resolutions. I never make them.
-
lynettehastencats liked this
-
aeao liked this
-
iamtheonlysearose reblogged this from stuffhipstershate
-
dirtymetropolis liked this
-
likeyoureallycare liked this
-
mikemewborne liked this
-
sloppyfirsts liked this
-
xotarynnosaurus reblogged this from stuffhipstershate
-
jorenealexandra liked this
-
wehavefeetofclay liked this
-
frecklejuice liked this
-
mariahcastillo liked this
-
therewillbemike liked this
-
tellmebirdie liked this
-
sarahgawterrwhiskey reblogged this from stuffhipstershate
-
teresaelectro liked this
-
katyhasbones reblogged this from stuffhipstershate
-
jenroxanne reblogged this from cullensistah
-
jenroxanne liked this
-
samwinchestercriesthroughsex liked this
-
kmr-13 liked this
-
allmylittlepsychosesandneuroses liked this
-
songsabouttragedy liked this
-
sherelleblogson liked this
-
williamsdb liked this
-
cowboysandconundrums liked this
-
learningthroughosmosis liked this
-
thelocococo reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
A recent realization:...hate about yourself...never actually...
-
candicates liked this
-
thelittlepretty liked this
-
stephanienono liked this
- Show more notes
