Stuff Hipsters Hate

Oct 31
Halloween Costumes Hipsters Hate
When it comes to Halloween costumes, hipsters are like snooty air critics—nothing is ever creative/smart/eclectic enough to satiate the hipster’s need for whimsical novelty. Unless you’re dressed as, like, “The Right to Bear Arms” or Veronica from Heathers, you’re pretty much fucked. To avoid complete and utter ostracization at your local loft party, avoid wearing the costumes listed below. Maybe then someone will talk to you, or, if you’re lucky, hook up with you while they’re totally fucked-up and you’re wearing a mask.
"Sexy" anything
When you just wear a mask
When couples don cute, matching outfits
This year’s "it" costume
A thoroughly outdated former "it" costume
Lady Gaga
The recently departed
Whatever the hell you’re wearing
(Photo)

Halloween Costumes Hipsters Hate

When it comes to Halloween costumes, hipsters are like snooty air critics—nothing is ever creative/smart/eclectic enough to satiate the hipster’s need for whimsical novelty. Unless you’re dressed as, like, “The Right to Bear Arms” or Veronica from Heathers, you’re pretty much fucked. To avoid complete and utter ostracization at your local loft party, avoid wearing the costumes listed below. Maybe then someone will talk to you, or, if you’re lucky, hook up with you while they’re totally fucked-up and you’re wearing a mask.

"Sexy" anything

When you just wear a mask

When couples don cute, matching outfits

This year’s "it" costume

A thoroughly outdated former "it" costume

Lady Gaga

The recently departed

Whatever the hell you’re wearing

(Photo)

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    black cat! i miss spider the animated series ):
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    I was a pinup girl last night. and tonight-I shall be a hipster. now where the fucks the PBR?
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