Halloween Costumes Hipsters Hate
When it comes to Halloween costumes, hipsters are like snooty air critics—nothing is ever creative/smart/eclectic enough to satiate the hipster’s need for whimsical novelty. Unless you’re dressed as, like, “The Right to Bear Arms” or Veronica from Heathers, you’re pretty much fucked. To avoid complete and utter ostracization at your local loft party, avoid wearing the costumes listed below. Maybe then someone will talk to you, or, if you’re lucky, hook up with you while they’re totally fucked-up and you’re wearing a mask.
When you just wear a mask
When couples don cute, matching outfits
This year’s "it" costume
A thoroughly outdated former "it" costume
The recently departed
Whatever the hell you’re wearing