Aug 17
Approaching Girls in Bars
Art: Dude, that girl over there is killing me right now.
Larson: Which one?
Art: The chick with the asymmetrical haircut and the librarian glasses.
Larson: Which one?
Art: The one in the red romper.
Larson: Aw, shit, man. She’s hot. You should, like, go ask her what she’s reading right now or something.
Art: No way, man. I never go up to girls in bars. That’s not my style.
Larson: How do you ever meet girls then?
Art: They come up to me.
Larson: No lie?
Art: Yeah. Totally. I figure a lady is only worth my time if she has the stones to hit me up.
Larson: That’s deep, man.
Art: Well, I’m pretty sensitive. I think it’s because I’m a Libra.
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can totally see her nipple through that shirt. >_>
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