Stuff Hipsters Hate

Aug 13
The Kindle
How much does that fucking thing cost? First off, I don’t spend more than $10 on anything. (Except my iPhone. And my MacBook Pro. But that’s it. Also, this American Apparel hoodie. Oh, and these headphones. But sound quality is fucking important.) Second, if I’m using that thing, how the fuck is everyone else on the bus supposed to know that I’m reading a dog-eared copy of Middlemarch and making notes in the margins, bitches? Totally crucial detail for that babe across the aisle to include in the Missed Connection she posts for me later tonight.
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The Kindle

How much does that fucking thing cost? First off, I don’t spend more than $10 on anything. (Except my iPhone. And my MacBook Pro. But that’s it. Also, this American Apparel hoodie. Oh, and these headphones. But sound quality is fucking important.) Second, if I’m using that thing, how the fuck is everyone else on the bus supposed to know that I’m reading a dog-eared copy of Middlemarch and making notes in the margins, bitches? Totally crucial detail for that babe across the aisle to include in the Missed Connection she posts for me later tonight.

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  1. stopwaitingforgodot reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
    if I thought I’d want one I responded in the wise words of Elijah Wood “then people couldn’t see how deep I am.”
  2. cantbelieveitsnotmegan reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
    I’m obsessed with this blog.
  3. hereinspain reblogged this from scout
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  5. furrowedbrow reblogged this from scout
  6. scout reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
    i also hate the kindle, but this is lol
  7. thebumblebees reblogged this from stuffhipstershate
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  9. charlottesweb reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
    brb never too busy...stuff hipsters hate.
  10. n0b0dyh3r3 reblogged this from cfavolous and added:
    I hate kindles cuz real books don’t need batteries.
  11. cfavolous reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
    Excellent.
  12. ukulady reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
    ahahahahhah it’s so true
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