Aug 10
Knowing Their Bank Balance
Jesus, Lord, God, Almighty (whom I totally don’t fucking believe in) don’t let me see my balance. I’m just gonna blindly punch in my code and wait for the sweet whooshing of those two twenties coming down the chute. Fuck, fuck, fuck—just tell me when it’s over. I’m gonna push some buttons. Is the screen clear? Am I good? Fuck, I’m hyperventilating. All clear? Sweet. Let’s get wasted.
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Ditto, though I’m probably kind of a hipster.
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Agreed. I live in terror of those ATMs that display the balance if you choose no receipt.
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Hahaha…this was...early twenties!!!!...dreaded looking at my...
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