Stuff Hipsters Hate

Jul 26
Blondes/BlondsHave you ever seen a blond hipster? I mean, really? Yeah, there may be a few here and there, but the majority is totally anti-Aryan. Maybe the proliferation of brunette hipsters is a rejection of the apple pie, flaxen American dream—an attempt to create distance from the impossibly big-boobed Barbies and anatomically lacking Kens of childhood. Or maybe blondes/blonds just do have more fun and have not yet acquired the ability to brood and wallow in an exquisitely angst-filled oblivion. Or maybe those eugenics dudes were on to something.
(Photo by Mike Baird)

Blondes/Blonds

Have you ever seen a blond hipster? I mean, really? Yeah, there may be a few here and there, but the majority is totally anti-Aryan. Maybe the proliferation of brunette hipsters is a rejection of the apple pie, flaxen American dream—an attempt to create distance from the impossibly big-boobed Barbies and anatomically lacking Kens of childhood. Or maybe blondes/blonds just do have more fun and have not yet acquired the ability to brood and wallow in an exquisitely angst-filled oblivion. Or maybe those eugenics dudes were on to something.

(Photo by Mike Baird)

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