Stuff Hipsters Hate

Nov 03
Asking For Advice
Yeah, we know you’re just gonna do you no matter what, but doing you sometimes results in catastrophe (check your phone after tomorrow’s inevitable bender. Did you text that dude who ghosted on you two months ago and ask why he’s such a mammoth “dick cheese”? Yeah, OK, keep reading. And maybe go get tested).
We’re going all “Dear Abby” for this week’s CNN column, so send all your most pressing Netiquette questions to StuffHipstersHate@gmail.com. You could end up on CNN! (look, enthusiasm). We’ll probably mostly mock you in the process of solving your quandaries, but that’s your own damn fault for not knowing to toss your cell to a pal after downing a flight of picklebacks. Now go buy that underfed, musically inclined stranger in your bed some breakfast. 
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Asking For Advice

Yeah, we know you’re just gonna do you no matter what, but doing you sometimes results in catastrophe (check your phone after tomorrow’s inevitable bender. Did you text that dude who ghosted on you two months ago and ask why he’s such a mammoth “dick cheese”? Yeah, OK, keep reading. And maybe go get tested).

We’re going all “Dear Abby” for this week’s CNN column, so send all your most pressing Netiquette questions to StuffHipstersHate@gmail.com. You could end up on CNN! (look, enthusiasm). We’ll probably mostly mock you in the process of solving your quandaries, but that’s your own damn fault for not knowing to toss your cell to a pal after downing a flight of picklebacks. Now go buy that underfed, musically inclined stranger in your bed some breakfast. 

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