Stuff Hipsters Hate

Sep 16

FLASHBACK
The Ogre Who Appears Right in Front of You as the Concert Starts
If you are seven feet tall (and your head is approximately 18 inches wide), and you can presumably see equally well from anywhere in this entire venue, then why the fuck would you wait until the lights had dimmed and the crowd had begun hooting to insert yourself into the eight inches between my toes and the heels of the person in front of me? Now I have to spend the next hour breathing in your hair gel and stepping all over the people around me in an attempt to see. Die.
Reviving this one as an ode to all you assholes at CocoRosie last night. Hate ya.

FLASHBACK

The Ogre Who Appears Right in Front of You as the Concert Starts

If you are seven feet tall (and your head is approximately 18 inches wide), and you can presumably see equally well from anywhere in this entire venue, then why the fuck would you wait until the lights had dimmed and the crowd had begun hooting to insert yourself into the eight inches between my toes and the heels of the person in front of me? Now I have to spend the next hour breathing in your hair gel and stepping all over the people around me in an attempt to see. Die.

Reviving this one as an ode to all you assholes at CocoRosie last night. Hate ya.

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    I most definitely hate when...right every so often trying to match
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  14. freecouch reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
    my life! i’ll always remember...this giant couple squeezed there way
  15. spaces-faces-places reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
    Hahaha. SO ANNOYING!
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  18. goliathonline reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
    concerts (because I just hate being
  19. easyluckyorfree reblogged this from stuffhipstershate
  20. theothersideofthemirror reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
    literally just happened...on friday night, ugh.
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  22. sickenedlungs reblogged this from noiseandkisses and added:
    THIS DUDE IS MY WORST ENEMY.
  23. lesparapluiesrouges reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
    HONESTLY. This always happens. I think they do it on purpose. I’m 5’3...inevitably, if I’m...
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    STORY OF MY LIFE
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  28. meghansays reblogged this from stuffhipstershate and added:
    pretty much every show i have ever been to.
  29. livingwithintention reblogged this from iamonlyamaid and added:
    i’m that short girl whose been known to tap the ogre on the shoulder and mime over the music that i cant see and would...
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    Thats when i grab